"Cottage was cold on arrival, wife went to bar to ask, lady said heat should be on, but didn’t offer to come take a look and sort it. Good job I’m a plumber, so I located the boiler and fired it up. We went to the bar for a couple of drinks while it heated up. Back to cottage still not warm but getting there. By the time we went to bed it was warm. Trouble is, the boiler is in a vented cupboard in the bedroom. So I had to turn it off to stand a chance of sleep.
Place is tiny. Literally 8 inches at the most at bottom of bed to get around, not good fun in the dark, and we are in our 40s. Place is run down and badly fitted out, real shame as the pub is beautiful, but the owners clearly went cheap on the cottage. Toilet isn’t fixed to the floor or furniture. Holes in the bathroom walls, huge gapes in grout in shower, so big you can literally see the plasterboard behind the tiles, this has cause so much water escape from the shower, that the floor has sunk below the toilet, and it just moves around. Grout on floor tiles is mostly non existent, so tiles are loose, and ugly. Shower basket hanging off wall, shower waste cover is loose below your feet on the tray not the correct one. What you can see of the bedroom carpet is badly stained and dosent fit the room, it falls short of the wall by at least 20mm! Bathroom door is glass, and also dosent seal at all so no privacy, from sight or sound.
Kitchen / living area tiny, foot stool has 3 legs. "
