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1 room, 2 adults

Who'd A Thought It

5-star5 stars
Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone, England, ME17 2AR, United Kingdom

Luxury hotel in Maidstone with restaurant and bar/lounge
  • Free full breakfast, free WiFi and free parking
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Very Good8.0
Great location
Fantastic service
Could use a good cleaning
Room is all right
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Who'd A Thought It

from £70
  • Double Room, Ensuite (Taittinger Mini)
  • Suite, Hot Tub (Bollinger Room)
  • Double Room, Ensuite (Laurent Perrier Room)
  • Room, 1 King Bed, Ensuite (Ruinart Room)
  • Double Room, Ensuite (Piper Heidsieck Room)
  • Suite (The Pommery)
  • Double Room, Ensuite (Gosset Room)
  • Double Room, Ensuite (Perrier Jouet Room)
  • Suite (Moet & Chandon)
  • Suite, Hot Tub (Veuve Clicquot)
  • Double Room (The Roederer Cristal)
  • Double Room, Ensuite (Duval Leroy)
  • Double Room (Smal Tattinger Mini)
  • Classic Double Room (Duval Leroy)
  • Double Room (Moet and Chandon)
  • Double Room, Bathtub (Pommery)
  • Luxury Cabin, Jetted Tub (Dom Pérignon)
  • Room, Jetted Tub (Perrier Jouet)
  • Double Room, Jetted Tub (Terrace Pipper Heidsieck)
  • Luxury Suite, Jetted Tub (Champagne and Shoes)
  • Suite, Terrace (Jetted Tub Bollinger)
  • Double Room, Jetted Tub (Laurent Perrier)
  • Luxury Suite, Jetted Tub (Roederer Cristal)
  • Premium Suite, Jetted Tub (Dom Ruinart)
  • Presidential Suite, Jetted Tub (Krug)
  • Single Room, Jetted Tub (Perrier Jouet)
  • Double Room Single Use (Terrace Pipper Heidsieck)
  • Double Room Single Use, Jetted Tub (Laurent Perrier)
  • Double Room Single Use, Bathtub (Pommery)
  • Double Room Single Use (Duval Leroy)
  • Double Room Single Use (Moet and Chandon)
  • Double Room Single Use (Small Tattinger Mini)
  • Suite, Hot Tub (Veuve Cliquot Suite)
  • Suite, Hot Tub (Dom Perignon )
  • Superior Suite, Hot Tub (Roederer Cristal )
  • Luxury Suite, Hot Tub (Dom Ruinart )
  • Suite, Jetted Tub (Bollinger )
  • Presidential Suite, Jetted Tub (Krug)
  • Suite, Jetted Tub (Perrier Jouet )
  • Design Suite, Hot Tub (Laurent Perrier )
  • Suite, Hot Tub (LP Alexandra)
  • Double Room, Bathtub (Pommery)
  • Classic Double Room (Duval Leroy )
  • Suite (Moet & Chandon )
  • Economy Double Room (The Tatinger Mini )
  • Suite, Jetted Tub (Pol Roger )
  • Suite, Jetted Tub (Ace of Spades )
  • Suite, Jetted Tub (Lanson Black )
  • Suite, Jetted Tub (Deutz)
  • Design Suite, Jetted Tub (Billicart )
  • Luxury Double Room, Hot Tub (Piper Heidsieck )

What’s around Who'd A Thought It


  • Leeds Castle - 5.5 mi / 8.9 km
  • Chart Hills Golf Club - 6.1 mi / 9.9 km
  • Staplehurst Golf Centre - 8.6 mi / 13.8 km
  • Bearsted Golf Club - 8.7 mi / 14.1 km
  • Biddenden Vineyards - 8.8 mi / 14.1 km
  • St. Margaret Church - 9 mi / 14.5 km
  • Sissinghurst Castle and Garden - 10.1 mi / 16.2 km
  • Ashford Designer Outlet - 12.4 mi / 20 km

Getting around

  • London (LCY-London City) 60-min drive
  • London (SEN-Southend) 68-min drive
  • Maidstone Lenham Station 6-min drive
  • Ashford Headcorn Station 8-min drive
  • Maidstone Harrietsham Station 8-min drive
  • Free self-parking

At a glance

Key facts

Hotel size

  • This hotel has 19 rooms


  • Check-in time 4 PM-10 PM
  • Check-out time is 11:30 AM
The front desk is open daily from 9:30 AM - 10 PM.
If you are planning to arrive after 10 PM, please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation. Guests arriving outside normal reception hours should contact the property prior to arrival on the telephone number listed on the confirmation form.
Payment for the stay is payable by debit or credit cards and is due 7 days before arrival. To complete the reservation process and obtain additional information, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.

Required at check-in

  • Credit card or cash deposit required

  • Government-issued photo ID required

  • Minimum check-in age is 18

Travelling with others


  • Children (18 years old and younger) are not allowed

  • No cribs (infant beds)


  • Pets not allowed


  • Free WiFi in public areas

  • Free WiFi in rooms



  • Free self parking

Other information

  • Smoke-free property
* See small print for additional details or extra charges

In the hotel

Food and drink
  • Free full breakfast daily
  • Restaurant
  • Bar/lounge
  • Front desk (limited hours)
  • Garden
Languages Spoken
  • English

In the room

Home comforts
  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Iron/ironing board
Freshen up
  • Private bathroom
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Free toiletries
  • Hair dryer
Be entertained
  • Flat-screen TV
  • DVD player
Stay connected
  • Free WiFi
  • Daily housekeeping

Special features


On-site venue – This restaurant serves breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open daily.

Who'd A Thought It’s small print

Also known as

  • Who'd Thought It Inn Maidstone
  • Who'd Thought It Maidstone
  • Who'd Thought It Hotel Maidstone
  • Who'd Thought It Hotel
  • Who d Thought It Hotel
  • Who d Thought It Maidstone
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  • Who d A Thought It


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Recent reviews

Very Good 8.0 From 16 reviews

Who'd A Thought It
Excellent service, location was lovely, the room was spot on, there were two small issues one was a stain on one of are pillows and two the shower was spraying water all over the bathroom. But the problems will not put me off from staying there again
Keri, gb1 night romance trip
Who'd A Thought It
Very nice for a couple
A bit remote for a business traveller
Gerry, gb2 night business trip
Who'd A Thought It
Restaurant food brilliant Breakfast brilliant Staff lovely Room was a complete let down We knew when we booked it was going to be small but a cupboard comes to mind The shower was dirty had hair left in it!!!!
Elizabeth, gb1 night romance trip
Who'd A Thought It
Was good but a basic 4* (unless you get a suite!)
It was nice, the hotel staff were so lovely but very busy. Our room was ok but Sky didnt work well and the bed was very hard. The blinds and curtain was a good idea and chocs on arrival a nice touch although looked a bit stale. Breakfast was good-perfect eggs- the only thing that would make it better would be beans also. Coffee was yum! Would stay again but only if we could afford a bigger room in a suite.
Claire, gb1 night romance trip
Who'd A Thought It
Amazing Spa B&B from tv series 'Four in a Bed'
This Hotel B&B is a little gem - a must for anyone staying in the Maidstone, Kent area. This is a one off, a touch of luxury is what we all need - relax and indulge! All staff are really welcoming - infact the owner, Joe and partner Alex are 'local celebrities' having been on the Channel 4 tv programme 'Four in a Bed'
Tracey, gb1 night trip

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