This is not a 5 or even a 4 star hotel if you’re well traveled you know the difference. Junior suite, room its self is decent but for $280USD a night underwhelming. A ocean view unit suite is only an ocean view when you turn to the right. Directly in front of you are apartment buildings.
When you arrive you’ll be charged another $60 for breakfast. But that’s just the beginning of the comedy show about to take place during your visit. That voice in your head will constantly remind you “you paid $280 a night for this garbage” mostly for the following reasons:
No lay flat bed or chairs on beach just a hard plastic table type chair. Listen to me, this is your warning, you want a beach vacation to relax but you won’t. You will be bothered every 45 seconds by a vendor peddling something , there’s more of them on that beach than actual guests. I’ve been to 60 countries. I’ve been to every beach in Colombia and this is absolutely out of control, BELIEVE ME, it’s worst than you can imagine!
Food is just horrible, servers are lazy, lethargic and slow. VERY SLOW. They won’t serve you, you will have to chase them down. At any bar or Resturant in that hotel.
No mini bar in your room. Not even a bottle of water.
Service from everyone you encounter is subpar and just generally unfriendly.
Towels are small , thin so I hope you love that sandpaper feeling towel after that sunburn you just got. 1 robe in room with 2 guests and I asked 2x for a 2nd robe for my girl… it never arrived and I gave