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Hotel Not Hotel

3-starThis property does not have a Netherlands Tourist Board rating. For the benefit of our customers, we have provided a rating based on our ratings system.
Piri Reisplein 34Amsterdam1057 KHNetherlands

3-star inn with restaurant, near Ten Kate Markt
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Very Good8.2
Bar and Beverages
Bar is awesome
Delicious food
Great location
Tasty breakfast
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From 401 reviewsTripAdvisor Traveller Rating

Hotel Not Hotel

from £58
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What’s around Hotel Not Hotel

Top spots nearby

Recommended by this property

  • Ten Kate Markt (5-minute walk)
  • Foodhallen (5-minute walk)
  • Vondelpark (11-minute walk)
  • Van Gogh Museum (17-minute walk)
  • Rijksmuseum (17-minute walk)
  • Anne Frank House (18-minute walk)
  • Flower Market (21-minute walk)
  • Heineken Experience (21-minute walk)

Getting around

  • Amsterdam (AMS-Schiphol) 18-min drive
  • Amsterdam Burg de Vlugtlaan Station 10-min drive
  • Amsterdam Lelylaan Station 11-min drive
  • Amsterdam Sloterdijk Station 13-min drive
  • Postjesweg Station 25-min walk
  • Self parking (surcharge)
  • Limited parking

At a glance

Key facts

Hotel size

  • This hotel has 23 rooms


  • Check-in time starts at 3 PM
  • Check-out time is 11 AM

Required at check in

  • Credit card or cash deposit required

  • Government-issued photo ID required

  • Minimum check-in age is 18

Travelling with others


  • No cribs (infant beds)


  • No pets or service animals allowed


  • Free WiFi in public areas

  • Free WiFi in rooms



  • Self parking (limited) *

Other information

  • Smoke-free property
* See small print for additional details or extra charges

In the hotel

Food and drink
  • Full breakfast daily (surcharge)
  • Restaurant
  • Bar/lounge
  • Room service (during limited hours)
  • 24-hour front desk
  • Tours/ticket assistance
  • Luggage storage
  • Multilingual staff
  • Terrace
  • Library
  • Accessible bathroom
  • In-room accessibility
  • Roll-in shower

In the room

Freshen up
  • Hair dryer (on request)
Stay connected
  • Free WiFi
  • Daily housekeeping

Special features


Kevin Bacon Bar – This cocktail bar specialises in Thai cuisine and only serves dinner.Open daily.

Hotel Not Hotel’s small print

Also known as

  • Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
  • Hotel Not Hotel
  • Not Amsterdam


Additional policies and fees may apply when booking more than 3 rooms. For more details, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.

On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited. Please note that cultural norms and guest policies may differ by country and by property. The policies listed are provided by the property.

Mandatory fees

You’ll be asked to pay the following charges at check in or check out:

  • A 5.66 per cent city/local tax will be charged.

Optional extras

Self-parking costs EUR 20 per night

Full breakfast is offered for an extra charge of EUR 9.50 per person (approximately)

We have included all charges provided to us by this property. However, charges can vary, for example, based on length of stay or the unit you book.

Recent reviews

Very Good 8.2 From 211 reviews

Hotel Not Hotel
Extremely noisy.
Booked for one night. When I arrived the room was a box, literally, approx 3 x 2 metres on the ground floor near the bar and toilets. The blurb given me by the staff ask that residents be quiet and considerate after 23.00hrs, but the hotel's bar was pumping out very loud intrusive music until 00.30hrs making it impossible to sleep. The staff had earlier assured me that the noise levels would be quiet by 22.00hrs and later that the bar would close at 01.00hrs, but there were still people in it at about 04.00hrs. In addition, the hotel toilets were clearly being used by the bar clientele, many of whom were pretty shouty. And, the box had no natural ventilation. The only ventilation was by forced air which in itself was intrusive. So, if you use hotels to sleep, don't come here. Also, the room was advertised as a double (I think; I used which won't currently let me access my bookings to check) but it wasn't. There were two single mattresses on one bed platform. And, only about half the soap dispensers in the toilets and showers had any soap in them. It may look fun and quirky, but in my opinion this establishment fails abysmally if you are looking for a good night's sleep. I've written this before breakfast, which may be wonderful, although it can't possibly be good enough to improve my score.
Michael, gb1 night trip
Hotel Not Hotel
Quirky Hotel in Amsterdam
Different & quirky concept modern 'hostel' in a quiet location, though a long walk to the centre of the city. Trams are very accessible. Staff very friendly and helpful. The self contained room was comfortable but snug - no windows so possibly a night or 2 at the most for a stay.
caroline, gb1 night trip
Hotel Not Hotel
So much fun!
The hotel was so much fun! Loved every minute. We stayed in one room one night and experienced another the next. If we’d stayed longer we’d have tried to stay in another one. The staff was over the top helpful and friendly. We will be back!
William, gb1 night trip
Hotel Not Hotel
Check VERY carefully !!!
Jasmine and Gabor were first class helping us surprise our daughter.However, we got a shock checking out as the summary of charges, although it describes 2 nights for 2 people - turned out to be just one night - so the stay was double the price
A Traveller, gb2 night trip
Hotel Not Hotel
Affordable and lovely
Lovely stay and affordable. room was very comfortable and cosy. Staff very friendly and hotel so cool and different. Food lovely too. Will definitely be back
Angela, gb2 night trip

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