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Hotel Not Hotel

3-starThis property does not have a Netherlands Tourist Board rating. For the benefit of our customers, we have provided a rating based on our ratings system.
Piri Reisplein 34, Amsterdam, 1057 KH, Netherlands

3-star inn with restaurant, near Ten Kate Markt
  • Free WiFi
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Awesome vibe
Bar is awesome
Fantastic service
Great location

Hotel Not Hotel

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What’s around Hotel Not Hotel


  • In Amsterdam West
  • Vondelpark - 14-min walk
  • Anne Frank House - 25-min walk
  • Van Gogh Museum - 28-min walk
  • Rijksmuseum - 31-min walk
  • Flower Market - 33-min walk
  • Heineken Experience - 36-min walk
  • Ten Kate Markt - 10-min walk

Getting around

  • Amsterdam (AMS-Schiphol) 18-min drive
  • Amsterdam Zuid Station 8-min drive
  • Amsterdam RAI Station 9-min drive
  • Amsterdam Amstel Station 9-min drive
  • Witte de Withstraat Stop 3-min walk
  • J. P. Heijestraat Stop (7) 5-min walk
  • Hoofdweg Stop 7-min walk

At a glance

Key facts


  • 23 rooms


  • Check-in time 3:00 PM-anytime
  • Check-out time is 11 AM
Front desk staff will greet guests on arrival.

Required at check-in

  • Credit card, debit card or cash deposit required for incidental charges

  • Government-issued photo ID may be required

  • Minimum check-in age is 18

Travelling with others


  • No cots (infant beds)


  • No pets or service animals allowed


  • Free WiFi in public areas

  • Free WiFi in rooms



  • Self parking (limited) *

Payment types at the property

Other information

  • Smoke-free property
* See small print for additional details or extra charges

At the property

Food and drink
  • Full breakfast daily (surcharge)
  • Restaurant
  • Bar/lounge
  • Room service (during limited hours)
  • 24-hour front desk
  • Tours/ticket assistance
  • Luggage storage
  • Multilingual staff
  • Terrace
  • Library
  • Accessible bathroom
  • In-room accessibility
  • Roll-in shower
  • Wheelchair accessible
  • Wheelchair-accessible public bathroom
  • Wheelchair-accessible registration desk
  • Wheelchair-accessible on-site restaurant
  • Handrails in stairways
  • Bathroom emergency pull cord
Languages Spoken
  • Dutch
  • English
  • Spanish

In the room

Freshen up
  • Hair dryer (on request)
Stay connected
  • Free WiFi
  • Daily housekeeping

Special features


Kevin Bacon Bar – This cocktail bar specialises in Thai cuisine and only serves dinner.

Hotel Not Hotel’s small print

Also known as

  • Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
  • Hotel Not Hotel
  • Not Amsterdam
  • Hotel Not Hotel Inn
  • Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
  • Hotel Not Hotel Inn Amsterdam
  • Hotel Not Hotel Inn Amsterdam


This property does not have lifts.

Mandatory fees

You’ll be asked to pay the following charges at check-in or check-out:

  • A tax is imposed by the city and collected at the property. Exemptions or reductions might apply. For more details, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • A tax is imposed by the city: EUR 3.00 per person, per night. This tax does not apply to children under 16 years of age.
  • A 6.422 per cent city/local tax will be charged

Optional extras

Self-parking costs EUR 35 per night

Full breakfast is offered for an extra charge of EUR 9.95 per person (approximately)

We have included all charges provided to us by this property. However, charges can vary, for example, based on length of stay or the unit you book.

FAQs for Hotel Not Hotel

  • Does Hotel Not Hotel offer free cancellation for a full refund?
    Yes, Hotel Not Hotel does have fully refundable rooms available to book on our site, which can be cancelled up to a few days before check-in. Just make sure to check this property's cancellation policy for the exact terms and conditions.
  • Is parking offered at Hotel Not Hotel?
    Yes. Self-parking costs EUR 35 per night. Parking spaces may be limited.
  • Are pets allowed at Hotel Not Hotel?
    Sorry, neither pets and nor service animals are allowed.
  • What are the check-in and check-out times at Hotel Not Hotel?
    You can check in from 3:00 PM to anytime. Check-out time is 11 AM.
  • Are there restaurants at or near Hotel Not Hotel?
    Yes, there's an on-site restaurant that serves Thai cuisine.
  • What is there to do near Hotel Not Hotel?
    Recommended spots to visit include Ten Kate Markt (10-min walk) and Foodhallen (10-min walk), along with Vondelpark (14-min walk) and Anne Frank House (1.3 mi).

Recent reviews

Very good 8.4 From 354 reviews

Exceptional 10.0
Amazing! But very hot
The hotel was lovely, the bar was great, and the staff were so so lovely. Only thing was that the room was SOOO hot and we went in January. We had a fan but it was stifling. If there was air con this hotel would be PERFECT. Great location, 3 minute walk to the tram stop that takes you to the centre or the station, 10 minute walk to the Foodhallen which is AMAZING. Also in a beautiful location by a stunning mosque and canals!
ISABELLE, gb4 night trip
Exceptional 10.0
Cute place near the heart of Amsterdam
gb1 night trip
Exceptional 10.0
Boyfriends weekday getawat
I was happy about all aspects of my stay. The only issue I has was I asked for the hotel to make an effort for my boyfriends 30th Birthday and we got to the room and there was one card with my name on saying thanks for staying so I was a little disappointed.
Jenny, gb1 night trip
Exceptional 10.0
We went for my husband's 40th, great wee hotel, clean and staff were amazing
gb4 night trip
Very good 8.0
A really quirky hotel with some lovely unusual things going on. My room was through a bookcase and there was an old tram you could sleep in in the lobby. Lots of art etc and a nice little bar / food. The only downside is the very small room and shared bathroom. Great for the price mind.
Chris, gb1 night business trip
Exceptional 10.0
Amazing stay
Unique rooms, lovely atmosphere and perfect for couples
gb4 night trip
Good 6.0
Quirky but not value for money
The hotel was incredibly quirky - kind of like an art gallery - and made for an interesting stay. It was in a central location which was good, particularly during the public transport strike as it meant we could walk to a lot of places. The staff were friendly and stored our luggage until check in at 3pm, and also provided a map of restaurants in the area. The room behind a bookcase wasn’t huge, which we knew when we booked. It was enough space for the three nights we stayed but we could have used a safe to store passports/valuables in. We knew about the shared bathroom and whilst it is a bit inconvenient to walk through the hotel with your towel and toiletries, the bathroom was clean. The only issue was that each shower room was a wet room and some of the showers leaked from underneath the shower screen so the rest of the floor got wet. However, we paid for breakfast and were disappointed by the choices. Drinks were very limited as well. We weren’t warned when we booked, or before we arrived, that the Kevin Bacon bar was closed for renovations so we couldn’t get food and drinks in the evening. Also, on one day, our bed was turned down and they left the door to the room ajar all day while we were out. I had left a fairly expensive camera in the room that day so wasn’t happy with the lack of security. Overall, our stay at Hotel Not Hotel was pleasant but there were a few issues and I didn’t feel it was quality for money at over £100 a night.
Georgia, gb3 night trip with friends
Very good 8.0
Extremely friendly staff, very welcoming and helpful on arrival. Only issue was ventilation in the room. We were in one of the rooms behind a bookshelf and found there wasn't much air circulaton. Needed to keep the fan on 24/7 and prop open the door as often as possible. Absolutely no noise issues, very good areas.
gb3 night trip with friends
Exceptional 10.0
Unique and relaxing hotel :)
Really unique design. Everything you will need is provided and tram stops are a few minutes walk away. The staff are lovely and very helpful. The breakfast is also really nice.
Aimee, gb3 night romance trip
Poor 2.0
This is a hostel and should be classed as it
Only stay here if you don’t mind, living in a space the size of a phone box and also don’t mind sharing showers and bathroom facilities. I paid for a delux room, which I was given had just enough space in for a bed. No room to change or put your clothes anywhere. The shared bathrooms are in a ridiculous location by the main restaurant where everyone dines and watches you go in and out to shower etc. This is a hostel and am extremely disappointed as the pictures and description makes the place look better then what it is.
gb3 night romance trip

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