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Hotel Not Hotel

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Piri Reisplein 34, Amsterdam, 1057 KH, Netherlands

3-star inn with restaurant, near Ten Kate Markt
  • Free WiFi
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From 487 reviews. TripAdvisor Traveller Rating.

TripAdvisor Traveller Rating

  • We went for my husband's 40th, great wee hotel, clean and staff were amazingOct 15, 2019
  • A really quirky hotel with some lovely unusual things going on. My room was through a…Sep 21, 2019

Hotel Not Hotel

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What’s around Hotel Not Hotel

Top spots nearby

Recommended by this property

  • Ten Kate Markt (5-minute walk)
  • Foodhallen (5-minute walk)
  • Vondelpark (11-minute walk)
  • Van Gogh Museum (15-minute walk)
  • Rijksmuseum (17-minute walk)
  • Anne Frank House (18-minute walk)
  • Flower Market (21-minute walk)
  • Heineken Experience (21-minute walk)

Getting around

  • Amsterdam (AMS-Schiphol) 13-min drive
  • Amsterdam Burg de Vlugtlaan Station 4-min drive
  • Amsterdam Lelylaan Station 6-min drive
  • Amsterdam Sloterdijk Station 6-min drive
  • Postjesweg Station 25-min walk
  • Jan van Galenstraat Station 29-min walk

At a glance

Key facts


  • 23 rooms


  • Check-in time starts at 3 PM
  • Check-out time is 11 AM

Required at check-in

  • Credit card or cash deposit required

  • Government-issued photo ID required

  • Minimum check-in age is 18

Travelling with others


  • No cribs (infant beds)


  • No pets or service animals allowed


  • Free WiFi in public areas

  • Free WiFi in rooms



  • Self parking (limited) *

Payment types at the property

Other information

  • Smoke-free property
* See small print for additional details or extra charges

At the property

Food and drink
  • Full breakfast daily (surcharge)
  • Restaurant
  • Bar/lounge
  • Room service (during limited hours)
  • 24-hour front desk
  • Tours/ticket assistance
  • Luggage storage
  • Multilingual staff
  • Terrace
  • Library
  • Accessible bathroom
  • In-room accessibility
  • Roll-in shower
Languages Spoken
  • Dutch
  • English
  • Spanish

In the room

Freshen up
  • Hair dryer (on request)
Stay connected
  • Free WiFi
  • Daily housekeeping

Special features


Kevin Bacon Bar – This cocktail bar specialises in Thai cuisine and only serves dinner.

Hotel Not Hotel’s small print

Also known as

  • Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
  • Hotel Not Hotel
  • Not Amsterdam
  • Hotel Not Hotel Inn
  • Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
  • Hotel Not Hotel Inn Amsterdam
  • Hotel Not Hotel Inn Amsterdam


Additional policies and fees may apply when booking more than 3 rooms. For more details, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.

Please note that cultural norms and guest policies may differ by country and by property. The policies listed are provided by the property.

Mandatory fees

You’ll be asked to pay the following charges at check-in or check-out:

  • A 6.422 per cent city/local tax will be charged

Optional extras

Self-parking costs EUR 35 per night

Full breakfast is offered for an extra charge of EUR 9.95 per person (approximately)

We have included all charges provided to us by this property. However, charges can vary, for example, based on length of stay or the unit you book.

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Recent reviews

Very good 8.4 From 314 reviews

Exceptional 10.0
Amazing stay
Unique rooms, lovely atmosphere and perfect for couples
gb4 night trip
Good 6.0
Quirky but not value for money
The hotel was incredibly quirky - kind of like an art gallery - and made for an interesting stay. It was in a central location which was good, particularly during the public transport strike as it meant we could walk to a lot of places. The staff were friendly and stored our luggage until check in at 3pm, and also provided a map of restaurants in the area. The room behind a bookcase wasn’t huge, which we knew when we booked. It was enough space for the three nights we stayed but we could have used a safe to store passports/valuables in. We knew about the shared bathroom and whilst it is a bit inconvenient to walk through the hotel with your towel and toiletries, the bathroom was clean. The only issue was that each shower room was a wet room and some of the showers leaked from underneath the shower screen so the rest of the floor got wet. However, we paid for breakfast and were disappointed by the choices. Drinks were very limited as well. We weren’t warned when we booked, or before we arrived, that the Kevin Bacon bar was closed for renovations so we couldn’t get food and drinks in the evening. Also, on one day, our bed was turned down and they left the door to the room ajar all day while we were out. I had left a fairly expensive camera in the room that day so wasn’t happy with the lack of security. Overall, our stay at Hotel Not Hotel was pleasant but there were a few issues and I didn’t feel it was quality for money at over £100 a night.
Georgia, gb3 night trip with friends
Very good 8.0
Extremely friendly staff, very welcoming and helpful on arrival. Only issue was ventilation in the room. We were in one of the rooms behind a bookshelf and found there wasn't much air circulaton. Needed to keep the fan on 24/7 and prop open the door as often as possible. Absolutely no noise issues, very good areas.
gbTrip with friends
Exceptional 10.0
Unique and relaxing hotel :)
Really unique design. Everything you will need is provided and tram stops are a few minutes walk away. The staff are lovely and very helpful. The breakfast is also really nice.
Aimee, gbRomance trip
Exceptional 10.0
Definitely be back
Amazing, cute little place, perfect for what we wanted. Room was small but for 3 nights it was fine for us. Staff are all lovely, and the Thai food in the Kevin Bacon bar is beautiful
Stephanie, gbRomance trip

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