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Hotel Not Hotel

3-starThis property does not have a Netherlands Tourist Board rating. For the benefit of our customers, we have provided a rating based on our ratings system.
Piri Reisplein 34Amsterdam1057 KHNetherlands

3-star inn with restaurant, near Ten Kate Markt
  • Free WiFi
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Very Good8.2
Bar and Beverages
Bar is awesome
Great location
Delicious food
Tasty breakfast
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Hotel Not Hotel

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What’s around Hotel Not Hotel

Top spots nearby

Recommended by this property

  • Ten Kate Markt (5-minute walk)
  • Foodhallen (5-minute walk)
  • Vondelpark (11-minute walk)
  • Van Gogh Museum (17-minute walk)
  • Rijksmuseum (17-minute walk)
  • Anne Frank House (18-minute walk)
  • Flower Market (21-minute walk)
  • Heineken Experience (21-minute walk)

Getting around

  • Amsterdam (AMS-Schiphol) 18-min drive
  • Amsterdam Burg de Vlugtlaan Station 10-min drive
  • Amsterdam Lelylaan Station 11-min drive
  • Amsterdam Sloterdijk Station 13-min drive
  • Postjesweg Station 25-min walk
  • Self-parking (surcharge)
  • Limited parking

At a glance

Key facts

Hotel size

  • 23 rooms


  • Check-in time starts at 3 PM
  • Check-out time is 11 AM
The Dutch government will update the Value Added Tax from 6% to 9% as of January 1, 2019.

Required at check in

  • Credit card or cash deposit required

  • Government-issued photo ID required

  • Minimum check-in age is 18

Travelling with others


  • No cribs (infant beds)


  • No pets or service animals allowed


  • Free WiFi in public areas

  • Free WiFi in rooms



  • Self parking (limited) *

Other information

  • Smoke-free property
* See small print for additional details or extra charges

At the property

Food and drink
  • Full breakfast daily (surcharge)
  • Restaurant
  • Bar/lounge
  • Room service (during limited hours)
  • 24-hour front desk
  • Tours/ticket assistance
  • Luggage storage
  • Multilingual staff
  • Terrace
  • Library
  • Accessible bathroom
  • In-room accessibility
  • Roll-in shower

In the room

Freshen up
  • Hair dryer (on request)
Stay connected
  • Free WiFi
  • Daily housekeeping

Special features


Kevin Bacon Bar – This cocktail bar specialises in Thai cuisine and only serves dinner.Open daily.

Hotel Not Hotel’s small print

Also known as

  • Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
  • Hotel Not Hotel
  • Not Amsterdam


Additional policies and fees may apply when booking more than 3 rooms. For more details, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.

Please note that cultural norms and guest policies may differ by country and by property. The policies listed are provided by the property.

Mandatory fees

You’ll be asked to pay the following charges at check in or check out:

  • A 5.66 per cent city/local tax will be charged.

Optional extras

Self-parking costs EUR 20 per night

Full breakfast is offered for an extra charge of EUR 9.50 per person (approximately)

We have included all charges provided to us by this property. However, charges can vary, for example, based on length of stay or the unit you book.

Recent reviews

Very Good 8.2 From 205 reviews

Hotel Not Hotel
Very Good8.0
Nice stay but small
It was a really cool hotel although it was literally a room with no space to unpack, we lived out of our suitcases for the 4 days as there was no wardrobe of some sorts. Showers and toilets were always clean! As our room was so small with no ventilation we had to have the fan on constantly which was extremely loud when trying to sleep so when we were getting ready we would keep the door ajar to let in some air. Great location though, right by the tram stop and there’s a great little bar and coffee shop just down the road! Staff were extremely helpful and friendly! Little tip I noticed was that the cabs are extremely expensive, even the hotel service back to the airport was a lot so I would recommend using Uber when out there, it worked out about half the price of a cab from the airport!
A Traveller, gb4 night trip
Hotel Not Hotel
Very Good8.0
Very quirky and cool A++
Really nice quirky hotel. We were a bit worried because we were staying near the bar but the room was really quiet in fact! It was a really nice room and very well kept. Good location, not too close to the centre but would only take just over 5 minutes to cycle into the centre. Definitely recommend.
Marc, gb3 night trip
Hotel Not Hotel
Very Good8.0
Great stay!
Quirky hotel with amazing service!
Jade, gb5 night trip
Hotel Not Hotel
Fab hotel
Brilliant scary would definitely return.
Olivia, gb1 night trip
Hotel Not Hotel
Great hotel!
Friendly staff. Nice space.
A Traveller, gb5 night trip

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